Rent a Sponsor?????????

                         RENT-A-SPONSOR
Are you tired of being told like it is?
Still looking for that easier, softer way?
Had enough of that same old time-tested direction?
No reading! No writing! No deadlines!

Standard Features Include,
: Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the Big Book of steps!
:Co-siging your excuses and rationalizations!
: Take only the steps you want, in the order you choose!
: Learn the secert of giving it away before you even have it!
: Why "walk the walk" when you can just "talk the talk"?
:Remember, it's better to look good then to fell good!
: Why save your ass at the cost of losing your face?

FOURTH STEP WRITING SERVICE NOW AVAILABLE
YES, WE WILL WRITE YOUR INVENTORY FOR YOU

YES: at Rent-A-Sponsor we know how unique you are and we do understand!!!
HALF MEASURES ARE OUR SPECIALTY!!!
CALL 1-900-0-POOR-ME or 1-900-POUR-ME-1